Thursday 25 June 2009

S(h)econd Murder Victim Found In Teldrassil!

Filed by our myshterioush deathsh correshpondent... hic!
Teldrassil Wisp - Wanted for questioning
FOLLOWING the recent tragic death of the Night Elf Lunaarion Grovewhisper, a second victim has been found on the World Tree, in a similar state to the late Druid. The corpse is still unidentified due to the scale of disfigurement it has endured.

Investigators described the incident as "more than a coincidence" and that "we have one prime suspect thanks the aid of a Gnomish witness."

The witness, who preferred not to be named, was later found in Ironforge by our local reporters there for interview.

"Yeah... That guy washn't too lucky, eh? I shaw every minute of it and the murderer to boot. Had a camera with me and everything. Took a picture, shee. He [the murderer] wash one of thoshe wishpy guysh or whatever you wanna call 'em. Never trushted them myshelf," the Gnome said in a casual tone.

"It wash kinda weird, he [the victim] kinda shrivelled up and turned into shomething that looked like it had jusht been pulled out of the Great Forge. Couldn't shee hish facshe, by the way. And I don't have a photograph of him, either. Oh yeah, don't ashk why I had the camera, too."

Investigations are still being held as to the whereabouts of the suspect wisp, but it is fair to say that it is still at large and deducable that it is highly dangerous. A file snapshot (courtesy of the witness) is published above.

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