A list of objects found recently in the Deeprun Tram, compiled by inspector C. Loewenstein

1. A milk-giving goat (one udder), tattooed "Amberstill."
2. A long beard (bleached beige hue).
3. A coffee grinder with a note "Compulsory Society of Coffee Grinder Owners" (CSCGO).
4. An elderly lady, stuffed with sawdust (in the future please do not call such pranks on our inspectors - they are living beings too. The Deeprun Co).
5. A ram steak, wrapped in "The Ironforge Times" (shame on the culprit).
6. An egg-laying goose.
7. A worg pup.
8. A very strange glass device with a three-yard rubber pipe attached.
9. An elderly gentelman who has been lost by his grandson.
10. A three-yard long woolen stocking, left.
11. A statue of Thrall on a mount (brass, 1000 lbs, 'tis a very funny business so we're asking for contact).
12. A children's book "Why is Azeroth egg-shaped?" (Stormwind Publishing).
13. A children's book "What hath Azeroth of eggs?" (Gnomeregan Bookes).
14. A children's book "Is it true that chickens lay eggs?" (Gnomeregan Bookes).
15. A children's book "Chickens, eggs and You!" (Gnomeregan Bookes).
16. A reference book in five tomes "The sexual life and habits of butterflies and moths (heredity, childhood, adolescence, adulthood, middle age, old age, rheumatism).
17. A children's book "Where do butterflies have their eyes? Where?!?" (Stormwind Publishing).
18. A gentleman who claims to be a garden gnome (until a garden gnomette claim him he works in our editorial office).
19. A fishtank; the fish grew up to be so large that it sleeps in the editorial offices' bathtub.
20. A pair of trousers with underwear, Draenei-sized.
21. Handcuffs with a severed Trollish arm.
22. An old wardrobe.

Sent in by Edanna Kal'es