Monday 8 June 2009

The Herald

From the shimmering space-desk of Al-asoth

Excellent news, humanoid customers! We, the Consortium, are making a rare and tremendous offer. We will distribute your photographs, your interviews, your many opinions, with only a moderate fee to read them! Simply send your fleshy brain-thoughts to us, and we will make them available for all to see.

Some rules apply: defamation of character is to be avoided, unless you are defaming such characters as "The Lich King" or "Sargeras". Your next-door neighbor is not included in this group.

Your vocabulary should not dwell entirely on very rude four-letter words.

You should endeavor to keep your work free from the rantings of a diseased and tortured mind. The Anchorites will be sent to claim any who speak of "terrifying malign intelligences" which control us from afar.

((No drama, very little profanity, no OOC. Send your submissions to shatarherald@gmail.com ))

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