S(h)econd Murder Victim Found In Teldrassil!

Filed by our myshterioush deathsh correshpondent... hic!

FOLLOWING the recent tragic death of the Night Elf Lunaarion Grovewhisper, a second victim has been found on the World Tree, in a similar state to the late Druid. The corpse is still unidentified due to the scale of disfigurement it has endured.

Investigators described the incident as "more than a coincidence" and that "we have one prime suspect thanks the aid of a Gnomish witness."

The witness, who preferred not to be named, was later found in Ironforge by our local reporters there for interview.

"Yeah... That guy washn't too lucky, eh? I shaw every minute of it and the murderer to boot. Had a camera with me and everything. Took a picture, shee. He [the murderer] wash one of thoshe wishpy guysh or whatever you wanna call 'em. Never trushted them myshelf," the Gnome said in a casual tone.

"It wash kinda weird, he [the victim] kinda shrivelled up and turned into shomething that looked like it had jusht been pulled out of the Great Forge. Couldn't shee hish facshe, by the way. And I don't have a photograph of him, either. Oh yeah, don't ashk why I had the camera, too."

Investigations are still being held as to the whereabouts of the suspect wisp, but it is fair to say that it is still at large and deducable that it is highly dangerous. A file snapshot (courtesy of the witness) is published above.

Deeprun Tram Engineer Discovers Body!

From our local reporter in Stormwind

WHAT would have been a routine inspection for the engineers of the Deeprun Tram yesterday ended in a horrific discovery of a half decomposed body. Lead investigator Lt. Frank Harlden said: “We cannot exclude an accident at this point but we suspect foul play.”

The body, which has been identified as that of Joalan Tarmikos, a cleric of the Cathedral of Light, was found with several stab wounds. Brother Sarno, spokesperson for the Cathedral of Light, has said that the Cathedral will be cooperating with the investigation and prays for a fast resolution of the case.

Chief of Operations Kinkle Fogtinker said to be surprised by the discovery. “Usually us find just corpses of rats or the occasional finger but this is completely new!”. Fogtinker expects that the body’s mangled state might be blamed on the state of the tram carts. “Us don’t have enough men to maintain those carts everyday, so at times some gears and bits stick out and you knows how fast these things go.”

Tarmikos was reported missing a month ago by his supervisor Brother Benjamin. “I had been guiding him through a difficult time, he had difficulty accepting the recent acceptance of the Ebon Hold order into the Alliance.” Tarmikos had been seen protesting against the Ebon Hold Death Knights on several occasions.

More on this as it develops.